Capitalism just gets better and better, don’t it?
Love the American health care system? Think insurance companies who take your money for premiums and then refuse to pay for services are just the bomb?
Well, then, you’re gonna love this.
Some people are now being sent bills by their fire departments for the cost of putting out their house fires.
Thank God there’s not some meddling socialist government coddling the populace by putting out house fires for free. Why, we can’t have all these people laying around all day doing nothing but setting their houses on fire so they can live off of government services!
Offstage Murmuring 